Paranoid Steven…¿en español?

I know a bunch of PT/SW fans on Tumblr are native Spanish speakers.  I’m nearing the end of my third semester of Spanish.  I think it’d be awesome if you guys could help me practice by throwing me questions in Spanish.  (And if I fuck up on the grammar, let me know!)

At the moment I’m not planning on translating this whole Tumblr into Spanish, although I might seriously consider that idea with another semester or two of Spanish courses.  If I do create such a blog, it would probably compile posts from this blog with PT/SW stuff from my main Tumblr.

Thoughts?

Protip to the aliens: If you’re wanting to base a civilization on some stolen socks, you should use Gavin’s striped socks because they are fucking awesome.  Although Steven has that magical foot mojo, I’ve never seen him wear anything other than plain black socks. My apologies for taking so long to do this one.  I pride myself on doing these within a few hours of receiving the question, and I utterly failed.  But it’s probably best that I waited until I did have a good idea before posting.
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Protip to the aliens: If you’re wanting to base a civilization on some stolen socks, you should use Gavin’s striped socks because they are fucking awesome.  Although Steven has that magical foot mojo, I’ve never seen him wear anything other than plain black socks.

My apologies for taking so long to do this one.  I pride myself on doing these within a few hours of receiving the question, and I utterly failed.  But it’s probably best that I waited until I did have a good idea before posting.

This refers to the latest Storm Corrosion fan Q&A vid. In other news, Paranoid Steven just reached 50 followers.  Thanks everyone!
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This refers to the latest Storm Corrosion fan Q&A vid.

In other news, Paranoid Steven just reached 50 followers.  Thanks everyone!

Again, another Dallas reference.  (It’s pretty likely Steven heard what that guy yelled, although he chose not to react to said proclamation.)  Yes, this is what the new song does to people.  Granted, that’s what Steven’s music and Steven himself do to people anyway. ;)
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Again, another Dallas reference.  (It’s pretty likely Steven heard what that guy yelled, although he chose not to react to said proclamation.)  Yes, this is what the new song does to people.  Granted, that’s what Steven’s music and Steven himself do to people anyway. ;)

This is a reference (albeit inverted) to the funniest thing Steven said at the gig in Dallas on Monday.  Read my account of the gig and you’ll get it.
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This is a reference (albeit inverted) to the funniest thing Steven said at the gig in Dallas on Monday.  Read my account of the gig and you’ll get it.

Clearly the only solution to Steven’s dilemma is to find a naive person who just purchased the same car, and get that person to lend him the car.  And this naive person should be someone who’s been dancing non-stop for several years, and has a heartattack right after Steven leaves with the car. But this plan would fail if a drunken elderly priest drives the non-smashed car.  Of course, it’s possible this plan only halfway works if it’s an old Ford Cortina, and if the car is a nice car it wouldn’t work at all.
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Clearly the only solution to Steven’s dilemma is to find a naive person who just purchased the same car, and get that person to lend him the car.  And this naive person should be someone who’s been dancing non-stop for several years, and has a heartattack right after Steven leaves with the car.

But this plan would fail if a drunken elderly priest drives the non-smashed car.  Of course, it’s possible this plan only halfway works if it’s an old Ford Cortina, and if the car is a nice car it wouldn’t work at all.

It’s Spring Break…flood my ask box!

What the title says…it’s Spring Break, and I’m bored out of my mind with plenty of free time.  I could potentially crank out shitloads of these this week, so I want to see that ask box jammed to capacity.  (Granted, my turnaround time on questions has never been seriously impeded by schoolwork, but the basic point still stands.)

If I get a hundred questions this week (which would be several times the amount of questions Paranoid Steven has received to date), that’d make me a really happy camper.

edit: I’m experimenting around with a new theme.  Overall I like this theme, but I don’t like how the photosets for this blog look with the new theme (it’s a real shame, because this theme does look nice with photosets of similarly sized photos).  This means I’ll have to go back and “remaster” all of the old posts so they’re one picture, instead of having the question screencap and the image macro as separate pictures.

I wouldn’t worry too much about catching “The Internet” from the back of your router…you’re way more likely to get infected by a smartphone.
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I wouldn’t worry too much about catching “The Internet” from the back of your router…you’re way more likely to get infected by a smartphone.

Little does he realize that the only thing the people under his bed can tell him about the wiring in his head is that it’s loose, which is why they were put under his bed in the first place.  Well, unless they’re psychiatrists and he has an Ouija board…then he might be able to get somewhere.
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Little does he realize that the only thing the people under his bed can tell him about the wiring in his head is that it’s loose, which is why they were put under his bed in the first place.  Well, unless they’re psychiatrists and he has an Ouija board…then he might be able to get somewhere.

Aww, thanks!  Paranoid Steven emerged intact from my forehead a bit more than two weeks ago, so it’s understandable that you haven’t heard of this Tumblog until now.  There’s only 37 followers at the moment, while my main Tumblr has twice that.  So if you enjoy this page and think others need to know about it, spread the word. :) P.S. If you folks want more frequent updates, fill my ask box.  I fulfill every request within a few hours of when it arrives in my ask box.
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Aww, thanks!  Paranoid Steven emerged intact from my forehead a bit more than two weeks ago, so it’s understandable that you haven’t heard of this Tumblog until now.  There’s only 37 followers at the moment, while my main Tumblr has twice that.  So if you enjoy this page and think others need to know about it, spread the word. :)

P.S. If you folks want more frequent updates, fill my ask box.  I fulfill every request within a few hours of when it arrives in my ask box.